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The Celly Thang

by Mark Bragg

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Single from Album "Ashes of Incels" coming 2022


The Celly Thang

Come sit witcher buddy
While yo buddy does his celly thang

Buddy thought wooo dat he could do it but
buddy's you're not a ladies man
Buddy got his head so fucked up
I gotta ask you bud what's your plan?
If you can't take her home
Who you gonna see in the mirror?
Some little bitch? Doin lines in the can?
Well she was on yo dick And now you're fuckin it all up
And now you're pissed!
But hay yay hey say

Hey man
We poundin back the shooters say hey man
We trashed on the computer say hey man
Could dat ass get cuter?
Come sit witcher buddy yo buddy yo buddy say hey man
Das got a nice ring to it hey man
I just might have to sing to it hey man
The gonna call me the king
Come sit witcher buddy while yo buddy does his celly thang

But I believe in magic and my ministry is growing tangs
Babies all grows up just took em time to find wings
Now all dis magic I poured into my iphone
I got boxes of girls done wrong
And ahm postin dis
Got a bag a rice to suck de water
An dey watchin dis
Dis sour lookin some bums daughter
But there's torrents in the performance and das why they call me king
And ah got my celly!
And when de bell rings hay say hey man


released July 13, 2022
Mark Bragg - Vocals
Chris Donnelly - Drums
Mark Neary - Bass
Brad Power - Guitar
Mark Feener - Engineering


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Mark Bragg St. John'S, Newfoundland and Labrador

Bragg writes and performs dark, funky, and eclectic narrative fiction (and sometimes super soft lovey dovey songs) for the rock stage. He's got a great live show with the best backing band in St. John's mostly, but sometimes Halifax, Toronto, and Montreal. If you are a fantastic musician a direct flight away from YYT, hit him up. You could be a butcher too. ... more

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